Me: Hello?Obviously I hung up at that point. I got a several things out of this though. First of all I was kinda rude. I mean if someone paid for me to have a phone sex call I should have at least enjoyed it. What? You think someone didn't give me the gift of a phone sex call? Yeah that is probably more likely. I should have explained that "Amanda" had the wrong number, I mean she is only doing her job. The second is "ZOMG there is still a phone sex industry?" Seriously with all the internet porn? Third is that someone in Colorado is kickin' it old school with his masturbation.
Woman: Hey baby how are you?
Me: Uh hey.
Woman: What are you doing?
Me: Who are you?
Woman: My name is Amanda sugar.
Me: Do I know you?
Woman: Oh I want to fuck you.
Me: Ah. That's really great and all but I have to go to work.
This experience did remind me of another incident, I think it was back in 2007 but I'm not completely sure. divatreasure and I received a late night/early morning call from a heavy breather. Yes another "ZOMG people still do this?" moment. She answered because I sleep like I'm dead. He called twice more before I decided, and was awake enough, to pick up the phone. I vaguely recalled reading or hearing that most callers like this get off on making women feel victimized. Because of this I assumed that he was very heterosexual. So in my best "Mmmm quest" voice I started saying every possible thing I could think of that would squick out a hetero male. Sure enough after about four sentences he hung up and didn't call again.
Of course when I was at the airport at 3:30 am the next day without my card clip it was a bit hard to get divatreasure to answer the phone. The heavy breathing asshole.
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